From the "it simply cannot be true" department: Brad Pitt is allegedly cheating on his partner (they never did get married, did they?) Angie Jolie. I mean, it has to be true, it's being reported in the upcoming edition of the Star.
Imagine poor Angie who went through out all the trouble of stealing the Bradster from his wife, Jennifer Anniston, (sp?) only to lose him now to some floozy. (Well, it's being alleged, but you get the drift.) I'm sure that Brad had said that he had love only for Angie and that they would grow old (but with t he benefit of cosmetic enhancements as required) together. (And she fell for it hook, line, and stinker!)
What makes this so much tragic is that each of them has just starred in, shudder, box office duds. Oh the travesty of it all.
Now, Angie is left alone wondering how it could happen to her.
It's almost like a poor voter who steps into the polling booth on Tuesday and votes for BHO and expects a tax cut in his mailbox six months later.
Instead of reveling in financial happiness, you'll be like Angie, wondering what went wrong? After all, he promised, didn't he?
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